Bought this at Viddler’s yesterday.. its in my front window.
Grain elevators on the Outer Harbor - Buffalo, NY
Source: buffalotography
The Derp Song…. 10 hours long.
I love the internet sometimes… Lmfao… I don’t know if I should shut it off or keep listening.
I’m a proud snake mommy.
Maxime finally ate a small rat. After weeks of trying he finally ate one.
- Roger the Car Salesman: My name's Roger, Sir. May I be of some help?
- Memphis: That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
- Memphis: Roger, I have a problem...
- Roger the Car Salesman: Yes?
- Memphis: I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
- Roger the Car Salesman: Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.
- Memphis: Perhaps, Mmmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...
- Roger the Car Salesman: You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
- Memphis: Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: [after boosting Car #37: the 1971 Plymouth Hemi Barricuda - Shannon] It had to be a girl car.
- Memphis: Girl car? What kind of girl drives a Hemi 'Cuda?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: I'll show you. [Sway puts on red lipstick]
- Memphis: Lipstick?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Matches the car.
- Memphis: What's next? Blush? Mascara?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Next time I'll pull out the, uh... leather, high heels and pink underwear for you.
- Memphis: Leather, High Heels and...
- Sara "Sway" Wayland, Memphis: Pink Underwear.
- Memphis: Pink underwear works. Pink underwear works.
- Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
- Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
- Freb: You mean the poor.
- Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
- -Gone in 60 Seconds
Source: unicornpoops
- Drycoff: Are you alright?
- Bashed Cop: I think so...
- Drycoff: Are you sure? 'Cause, you just went through a wall.
Source: windapple
I just stole fifty cars in one night! I’m a little tired, little *wired*, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!
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